humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via minty-mist)

sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

(via frickle-frackle-snickle-snackle)

Straight White Boy Problem #462

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

(via frickle-frackle-snickle-snackle)

howonesucksafuck:

This fucking show

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via emilymaze883)

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

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ohitsdanny:

To install iOS 8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps and photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

(via lost-in-the-whirl-of-it-all)

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

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